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Post by Hamato Yoshi on 2016-04-19, 17:03

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont Use Any Punctuation in accordance with the prophecy

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......



20. Copy this and Send an  E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy...
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Re: found this online, forrit

Post by Cassandra Park on 2016-04-19, 22:50

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Post by Princess Kitana on 2016-04-21, 16:07

this is stupid. Did you just click the stumbleupon button like two times or something and share what you got? Gross! Get over yourself, mr. hamato yoshi, and tell us a realy story about how you thought you could feel important by pointlessly posting shit you couldn't come up with on your own just to contribute to a forum full of psychos that say shit without meaning ANYTHING!
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that there was in it before

Post by Hamato Yoshi on 2016-04-21, 16:40

Getting gone again without the others here are there and there for in it again, but yours couldn't be known all that greatly, so get over the rest of it and know that we were here first, to know of you, and watch, as the ninja are wont to do, and won't know or understand that this place, here, was here for all the others first, and there, before you came here to know of me, and ours, and in this place once again and once more for all time, this was there again to know the rest of all our places here again that this was more to be ours again for more to know and see of and get to again thereon for more...
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