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Odd Thomas is charlieagain?

Post by Setsuko Kaguya on 2015-12-02, 05:09

I'm not sure why Charlie Bartlet, ghostform serial killer wanted to call himself Odd Thomas and movie, but that was pretty fucked up to say the least. Don't do that to my movie characters anymore, dumbasses, stormies like characters don't ever die in the ending in real live, because stormies aren't characters because they never had to be there in the first place for him to speak and talk to them, dumbasses. you know why he was talking to her while he searched the house for the hellmouth and got so freaked out by having to use a cellphone forrit? Because I was stupid back then and had to use a telephone to call my stupid girlfriends too.
Notsomore!
I'm not a full blown sociopathic weirdo, and that's only because they want to stick fancier labels to me after I brokedown psychopath for them by reminding them that psycho in latin, which is english I made up, means mind and soul, retard, so yes, I walk the path of mind and soul, just like Charlie Bartlett did in my award winning master piece, Fright Night 2, a better film than you bargained for. By, like, a lot, to the point where you probably shouldn't have called it fright night anymore, but that's okay, just watch the remake because it's awesome, and not a sequel, weirdo.
oh, wait, no it IS a sequel, now that I think on it. the charlie bartlett version of fright night was the story about the badguy at the end of the first movie in the nineteen ninetees. . . or was it eighteen nineties? anyway the badguy who killed the badguy in the end of that movie KILLED the real superhero, count dracula, and now he's tearing up los vegas AGAIN, and CHarlie Bartlett and his girlfriend McLovin', AKA the REAL stormy mastermind to this whole evil franchise, have to fight badguys with pogo sticks and killer megaphones with squirrels tied to them, just like Dave the Barbarian always dreamed, Charlie. Always dreamed. . . chaaaarlie. . . goodbye charlie!. . . I'm fading awaaaaay. . . . I'll see you on the other side, charlie!. . . . goodbyyyyyeeohwaitigotherefasterthanianticipated.
bye charlie! talk to you later againforalltimes!

P.S. Charlie Bartlett was the only fictional character I ever fell in love with before my battle with the evil mastermind Setthis was concluded and I woke up to destroy all evil with expert undefeatable wordpower kungfuaction time, now I have lots of pretend boyfriends and girlfriends I fully intend to make real in the afterlife, which is what my life is, considering I died upon defeating my worstest foe, en routeitcharliebartlettagain!
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Post by Setsuko Kaguya on 2015-12-02, 05:38

It also has only just occured to me that since this is my own forum thread, and not on GaiaOnline.com which is being barbarianised and terrorized by a bunch of forum loving assholes who hate the fact that you can say whatever you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, and it has a certain appaling effect on the fact that the internet houses more people than you could ever dream to know about, idiots, and so when I say that I've not officially offite linked, it is because I know that that is what this site is for, as it were. I am telling you here and now. Do not do anything but post links as often as you want, to as many suspect or otherwise useful places as you want to post them, because I found a website from the nineties and it made me laugh, because google used to show me them by the hundreds of thousands and now there are but none, unless you strike it lucky, like I did, with a google images search of an old Animorphs cover because I read JaderockHeadphones's story on deviantart considering the original trilogy of the tale of Cassie and her friends, the andalites, which is not at all a proper description of the story but I wanted to confuse you andalite lovers there for a second and remind you that andalite is a species and not a particular society, so the capital letter is foolhardy and technically innacurate if you speak english, which you don't because I only made the worrd u pjust now, seeeithereforealltheworld,faggot?

Did you know what faggot means, when I sayit like that, faggs? It means elitest curr who thinks his way of having sex is the only good way, and wants to tell you how alternative and faggoty he is with every word of it by acting like a complete and utter slut to the point that he even changes his voice to match the sound of the imagined feminimity he so desperately hopes to harness because even though he claims to despise the feminine sex in the way that he is, by rejecting all positive elements and embracing their sexuality, he wants to use it for himself to get fucked by men who inherently want women and feminimity, except that men who want something feminine go for real girls and womens, and men who just want to fuck go for faggoty sluts like you, cockmuncher, because you always hate the men who fuck you because all you are to them is a faggoty hating jewboy, because they're sluts and faggots in the way they fuck, too, and the way they write books, and talk animorphs, and lie about their age, unless you realized that a fact sheet on a person doesn't tell you what he is, faggots included, and so an age wouldn't help you if he was an organizm designed to fuck you over with whatever STD he wants to give you, because when you fuck like you hate someone, like faggots are want to do, because they think it's what they have to do to be gay like they are, you kill each other, stupid. It's the opposite of actual sex, which builds life and creates it, in certain ways, so gay sex with faggots is murder, as it were, but usually it's just murder between faggots, so there you have it, natural selection at work.

I say all this because I like having boyfriends I can have sex with and I like having girlfriends I can have sex with, and I know what an agressive faggothatingjewboy looks like, and I mean jewboy in the nicest way possible, in that you never felt guilty enough before, before your mother ruined women for you, jewboy, so go hate the faggots you fuck instead of the girls you despise, fucker.

Also, what I'd meant to say was Yoshida Brothers kicks ass, go listen to them on youtube.com, and fuck with gaiaonline's staff by getting as many free emails as you want on http://www.mail.com
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Re: Odd Thomas is charlieagain?

Post by Setsuko Kaguya on 2015-12-02, 05:42

Tell yourself not to listen to these songs, and you've murdered your own insides, because the last time it ever was what you wanted it to be, I couldn't have told you otherwise, because I lied here, and said I never wanted to be here, but I didn't, because I knew that all these things were what you wanted to tell us all there before and the rest of us could say it again, and again, and again, so tell me and let me know who you are and tell me everything I ever was to be, because waht would i be if you didn't already know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrG42_fFu-Q&list=PL8E005952814DFDAE
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Re: Odd Thomas is charlieagain?

Post by Setsuko Kaguya on 2015-12-02, 05:45

do you know what i'm lsitening to now, thisagain? the next one on the album i just bought from the piratebay, because whoever told you that amazon dot com paid the yoshida brothers, or that they wanted you to pay for the music you heard on the streetcorner, in the laboats, in the forums of the universe, is mad, ebcause their wildest dream is that the tavern you visit would have a bard in the corner, bringing the song to the world in his own way that they showed him how to do, so if you told them there was a secret place everyone knew in the digital land the machines created for us to visit, where all their music was there, for anyone, freely, openly, all the time, every day, what do you think the Brothers Yoshida would say?

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