Not yours, or mine, governer james and bitches plural

Why do you keep acting like I can't say whatever I want to say on the internet I forged with my own two bear hands? Did I own any bear hands at the time? Maybe. Do you have proof that I'm not actually a bear myself? Probably not. Isn't that the wonderful world we live in, though? That all of you can pretend that you know the world is round because in school they said someone who died a thousand years ago sailed around it, like the queen of spain wasn't just going to have her own men show up on the coast a few years later and go, YUP! We proved it! The world's round after all! May as well make sure you stay in spain, because if you try to run, we'll just find you anyway, even before you wind up back where you started!
Greatest American scam ever. No, don't worry kids. If you tried to get away and find new worlds, you'd just run off the screen and start back up on the other side. Every stupid programmer knows though, that if your screen is round, the world is too, and the world wasn't there to be said to be whatever you wanted it forethere without, and more to be, savvy? Bitch.