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Post by Gambit on 2015-11-22, 19:12

Pretty sure this is what this place is come for, so if anybody needed one, here's some rules for your grounds you imagined up here on the internets, cuz we didn't get to be an internet subforum just by doing whatever we wanted to. Oh no. We had to do exactly what we were told every day of the week eaven on through sunday's evensworthby crossingreferences ya see?
I do, or did, and here it goes again, old governer james 'n kinship romance novels!!

Rule 1: Don't breathe unless you're spoken to. It's a bad habbit, and you're probably gay for it, ya faggoty queermo fag hating douchebag bitch loving sociopathic monday grubbing fuck kicker starter fire cracker motherfucking crossreferencing sociopathic repeating money grubbing fucker dick stoolbend ohio stupid ass bastard faggot!

Rule Numero Two-O: No more lives, and I mean business. It's all we ever had to say to one another to be here, so quit your fucking complaining and get with the program nonsense. If I say gayboystube one more fucking time in this forum thread, I swear to got we'll get rid of internet pornography for the good of all mankind, by which I mean not.
Amen.

Rule the Third: Don't spell the third when you can write the much more illiterate friendly version, roman numeral 3, or should I say, iii. It's spelled with three capital I's, and when you put them together without a space, you get, "the third" out of it following a name. I'm not Gambit III, but Gambit I, which means, first, but is less transparent, ya diggit?

Also a ruleset: Don't get your panties in a bunch white you're wearing them, or you ruin the whole point of an upskirt diagram, like we used to see on the internet's most educational formatting options available. Ie, pornography of an illustrative nature which indicates the most valuable and readily applicable need for short skirts and long jackets, I mean thin panties, cuz those things are really easy to shove aside and function around and through in the prior to fornication, so that by the time the belt and fly are loosed, you're well equipped to enjoy nature's god-loving homo-hating passtime, sex.
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Post by Gambit on 2015-11-22, 19:15

amen
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Post by Cassandra Park on 2015-11-24, 22:57

I was totally gunna post an "amen brother" to that one, but I totally just saw that you amened yourself, and that's like, super unsanitary, and then I was like, whoa, it would be totally wrong of me to amen a soul brother, cuz that's like, soul incestuous, so we should totally get amen checked if we're gunna do it again.
Oh, and FYI, no one amen with Reptile. He's like, totally grossing up the forum with his nasty acid spray of banter and stuff. It's tottally not sexy or hot or anything, like for realsies.
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Post by Hamato Yoshi on 2016-04-19, 12:55

Doog dor you all, then theres gone to the least homeflied past present future system I ever done saw'd at with my ownt two eyes, nawt and gawn, forrit, so done goneforeandthrough, that I done gone for toitt gone again thereontoforrit, ever other future or so so I done gone gan' and ran off't withit. . .
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Post by Shadow Link on 2016-04-19, 15:44

broke in doors that through the rest of all our shattered understandings, we came here, knowing that, broken in, there for the rest of it, more on into the next one, for their's to be by all the others rested there from the rest of all on into it with ours, here and now, for theirs, to know the rest of it, for more of it, that all of it was there for theirs to be to know to see to understand. . . . .
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